whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem too sure
i was sitting in class today and someone said “green” and this other girl said “green is not a creative color” iN ALMOST THE EXACT SAME VOICE AS IN THE VIDEO AND MY HEAD JUST TURNED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE MY NECK.
Imagine meeting Benny C on Chatroulette
you’ve been chatting for hours. you can’t believe your luck, that this has happened, and to you of all people. you’ve both hit it off so well.
he looks up at you shyly when there’s a pause in the conversation. “how do people type kisses?…
Saw this at my university, because where else would you find maths jokes in the form of graffiti?
Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.
Oh my God.
I think I just reblogged this hours ago but here we go again.
“Are you aware of 9/11?”
“Are you aware of 10/11? No, because nothing happened. ❞
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
